Friday, 22 July 2011

my husband is wonderful

My husband is wonderful because his power animal is this!


also my husband is wonderful because he (and his friends) find things like this....



Click on the link, plug in your vital statistics (or perhaps those of your mortal enemy) and voila - you can be a superhero or at least find out your nemesis's weakness.

I bloody love my big ball of a a geek husband!

Three cheers for Bean!

I kid you not but this was my first attempt. Almost perfect, no?
"anna is known for her amazing intelligence. She has the power to become tiny, but doing so drains her sense of smell for one week. anna can copy defenses of her opponents and she is protected from damage by titanium armor. Additionally, she conquers assailants wielding a venomous arrangement of magic spells made from glass, however using this power draws a lot of attention. anna possesses the power to communicate with rabbits with gestures, but using this power makes her almost weightless for two days. Shamefully, anna is deathly afraid of men."

This made my night, I can tell you!

Now go play and share but please please come back and post your favourite! They are just too funny! For the geek in all of us.

12 comments:

  1. "Annabel has learned to create string out of thin air. She also has the power to leap from rooftop to rooftop and she can fire fireballs from her talisman toward a distant area. Annabel possesses the power to transform any man into a fish. Shamefully, Annabel is well-known for being woefully unskilled at forgery."

    FISH!!!!!! ;)))

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  2. 'Elbie carries a magical rifle made from string. She likewise developed the talent to transform sand into adamantium and she rides an incredible minivan into battle, however this power fades when she is knocked unconscious. Lamentably, Elbie becomes rigidly inflexible in the presence of illusion.'

    This could keep me busy for days!!!

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  3. "Ruth has been known to fly through time using an amazing mech. Also, she can transform her body into plastic and she has learned to absorb the damage from magnetism and use it to increase her charisma, but never while carrying her medallion. Shamefully, Ruth is infamous for being insane."

    Oh yes!! Made my day :)

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  4. this is awesome!

    amy b.s. has the power to steal the mental attributes of her foes and use it against them. additionally, she has been known to copy the skills of her enemies and she developed the talent to throw dazzling illumination from her sai toward a single opponent. amy b.s. brandishes a lethal gun, however using this power draws a lot of attention. she also has learned to transform any horse into a plant and she has mastered the ability to erase the memories of others. amy b.s. can rocket faster than the speed of thought and she can transform adamantium into ice. sadly, amy b.s. endures the burden of being unable to see monkeys.

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  5. Jo has learned to read the memories of others. Additionally, she is able to absorb the damage from aging and redirect it against multiple enemies, however she must speak words of power to do so. Jo can spin like a whirlwind, but this power only lasts one week at a time. She wades into combat using a lethal collection of nails that also grants a startling knack at fighting in the dark, but only in shadow. Jo developed the talent to transform any cow into a jellyfish and she is able to become immovable. Sadly, Jo suffers from being clueless.

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  6. If I stay away from water, I'm good to go...

    "Charlotte has learned to create rock out of thin air, however using this power makes her incorporeal for one hour. Additionally, she lords over a swarm of penguins and she has mastered the ability to fire heat beams from her rifle toward a single rival. Charlotte possesses the power to sculpt and mold all air with a thought and she has been known to absorb the damage from mental attacks and redirect it against multiple combatants. Unfortunately, Charlotte is especially vulnerable to fluid-based attacks."

    LOVE IT!! I could totally use a swarm of penguins...xx

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  7. "Andri has the power to spin like a whirlwind. Additionally, she has the power to fly to remote stars using an awe-inspiring police call box, however she must speak words of power to do so. Andri can create cloth out of thin air and she possesses the power to make duplicates of herself. Additionally, she has a startling dexterity and she is able to confuse the vision of an antagonist, but only against a dwarf. Andri lords over a horde of pigs and she has learned to absorb the damage from all physical attacks and redirect it toward a single adversary. Sadly, Andri is infamous for being woefully unskilled at bluffing."

    Oh to be able to duplicate myself...and so true about the bluffing could never play poker!!

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  8. Tattybojangles has mastered the ability to absorb the damage from heat and use it to boost her agility. Also, she conquers enemies with a wicked crossbow that can force antagonists to obey her every command, but this power fades when she is knocked unconscious. Tattybojangles developed the talent to change shape into a bison. Unfortunately, Tattybojangles is well-known for being deaf.

    I think my husband would agree with the deaf bit

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  9. Oh say it's not so :'( Cloning is cool but the last bit made me cry...

    Eliza is able to make duplicates of herself. Additionally, she developed the talent to create steel out of thin air and she brandishes a wicked cluster of nails that also grants a fantastic willpower. Eliza boasts a super endurance and she battles attackers wielding a venomous axe. She likewise has mastered the ability to absorb the damage from most physical attacks and redirect it toward a single enemy. Sadly, Eliza struggles with being kind of an asshole.

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  10. Haha, i love this!

    Leah is able to erase the memories of others. Additionally, she has the power to walk forward in time using an unusual plane and she has been known to change shape into a seahorse. Leah carries a poisonous collection of talons and she can make duplicates of herself. Also, she is protected from damage by a tough outer shell and she rides a wondrous truck into battle. Lamentably, Leah is infamous for being woefully unskilled at forgery.

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  11. Oh deerio... this was fun! :)
    Inês has an extraordinary wisdom. Also, she wades into combat using a death-dealing pair of spikes that also grants an exceptional sense of hearing and she has developed all of the powers and talents of a seahorse. Inês has learned to create water out of thin air, but using this power makes her incorporeal for two days. Additionally, she is able to transform any horse into a cat. Lamentably, Inês is infamous for being sickly.

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So, I really love all the sweet and/or informative comments that you lovelies leave. Yet if you feel the need to be unnecessarily rude or offensive I will delete your comment and not feel bad about it. So just be constructive alright! Hugs to all you wondrous others.

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