....my Grandmamma as a teeny tiny baby.
I am rather glad that I have to ask people really very intimate questions everyday as it has somewhat prepared me for this next question.
"Grandmamma, you know you and Darcy* (her toyboy) are now a proper couple. Obviously we want both of you to be there and obviously we want to have you stay with us. So would you like a bedroom with a double bed or one with twin beds?" Cringe.
Luckily my Grandmamma is a little minx and was quite happy to request a double room.
Cringe averted. Go Grandmamma!
*Yet another cunning pseudonym!